Says God set fire to country

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Jeremy Clarkson has written a column in which he says that God is embarrassed by Australia “because he has decided to set fire to it”.

In the column for The Sun, Clarkson says that “God didn’t want people to live in Australia” and suggests Brits come home.

“You’ll like it. It never stops raining. And we are better at sport,” he writes.

The column, which appears to be Clarkson’s attempt at humour, was attacked on social media for being in poor taste and coming at a time when much of the country is on fire.

Clarkson suggests that Australia is “God’s laboratory”.

“A place far, far away where he could house all his experiments that had gone wrong”.

“For millions of years, this big, sandy cupboard under the stairs went unnoticed. But then along came Captain Cook and now the world knows all about Oz and its stupid, dangerous creatures,” he wrote.

“Plainly, God is embarrassed. Because he’s decided to set fire to it.

“It’s been argued the fires raging across the country were caused by global warming or out-of-control barbies. But when you look at the footage, you know something biblical is going on,” he continues.

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“Thousands of homes have been obliterated. And people are dying. This has happened before in recent years and there’s no doubt it will happen again. Which means people must accept that Australia isn’t meant for human habitation,” he writes.

Many people online failed to see the funny side of Clarkson’s comments.

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