Texas football finished 2019 with an 8-5 record. Win No. 8 came on New Year’s Eve against Pac-12 South champion Utah, 38-10 in the Alamo Bowl.
Quarterback Sam Ehlinger led a Longhorns offense that gained 438 total yards. The defense held the 11th-ranked Utes out of the end zone until the fourth quarter.
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As college football fans know, when the ‘Horns can claim anything that resembles a big win, three little words come out: “Texas. Is. Back.” It seems as though UT has been back/on the way back ever since having to say goodbye to Colt McCoy 10 years ago.
The phrase has become more plea than proclamation, and certainly more of a punch line than either of those, on the internet.
Behold, the start of a new “Texas Is Back SZN”:
“Texas Is Back” is the toxic fossil fuel we use to power a nearly ten month offseason. It will eventually run out and destroy our environment but until then Sam Ehlinger, Heisman candidate is our H2.
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) January 1, 2020
The eleventh ranked team in the country’s best win of the season: 5 point win over unranked Washington.
But texas is back… again
— Angry Ag (@AngryAgTweets) January 1, 2020
Just a reminder that no matter how much you drink tonight, Texas is not back
— Matthew McGovern (@MatthewMcGovern) January 1, 2020
Texas is back. I think. Sort of. Are they? I don’t know. They look like it. Kind of. For sure. #Hookem
— Colin Cowherd (@ColinCowherd) January 1, 2020
“TEXAS IS BACK” after winning the Ponderosa Bowl against Newark community college
— Hj (@appletimeapple8) January 1, 2020
lmfao this is actually kinda funny – Texas is gonna spend the entire offseason thinking they’re back
— Barrett Tomek (@BarrettTomek) January 1, 2020